If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?
apathetic when bored
get frightened easily
cold
need fiction all the time
double personality disorder
boiling on the inside and it scorches my heart
cold
observant but i never tell you what i see
need money
introvert
have the skill of crying to sleep for inexplicable reasons
not really a teen
strong aversion to old men
south african accent is cool
can fall into a paroxysm of excitement
now read
January 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?
January 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am
funny definition:
Atheism: a non-prophet organization
January 20th, 2008 at 4:12 am
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
January 21st, 2008 at 11:49 am
if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?
January 21st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
January 26th, 2008 at 5:00 am
do our ear drums vibrate when sound waves enter the ear.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:04 am
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat?
January 31st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
what happens if your scared to death twice?
February 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am
if u get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do u live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?
everyone is here for a purpose - does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?
if a light sabor was swung into superman’s body, would it pearce him or not?
February 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty’s fly?
February 13th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
IF CHICKENS HAD LIPS COULD THEY WHISTLE?
February 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
the more you study the more you know. the more you know the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know… So why study?
February 15th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Can an oriental person become disoriented?
February 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?
February 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?
March 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am
if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?